United Kingdom

General News Stories pertaining to the United Kingdon

  1. Shocking Image Confirms UKIP's Claims That Immigration Has Left Parts of Britain Unrecognisable
  2. UKIP to add "No Female or Black Doctor Who" to their manifesto
  3. Bank of England to Put Margaret Thatcher on the £100 Banknote
  4. 97% of British People Believe in Genies
  5. Concern After Fourteen Year Old Boy Tricks Queen into Appointing Him as British Prime Minister
  6. Nick Clegg Better Recognised Across America Than David Cameron
  7. Jedi Knight Banned from taking Light Sabre into School
  8. British Students Condemn AQA, Launch Facebook Group Protesting Having To Learn
  9. Krafts Takeover of Cadbury Leads to the Creation of Hundreds of Puns
  10. Amendments to the Ten Commandments Found in Lisbon Treaty
  11. UKIP Set Up "Xenophobes Anonymous" For Former BNP Voters
  12. David Cameron "Wants to be New Doctor Who"
  13. Man Constructs Life-sized Snow Sculpture Of Britain
  14. David Cameron: “Single Mothers are Incompetent... and I'm Gay”
  15. David Cameron "Beat Up 8 Year Old Child"
  16. Demand for Young Working People Grows as UK Life Expectancy Hits Record High
  17. Virgin Trains Passengers Asked to Push Start Broken Down Train
  18. Ken Livingstone Pledges ED-209 Robot Army to Combat Pigeons
  19. Plumbers Fear that Expansion of EU may Harm Their Lifestyle
  20. NHS Staff Expect Strike to Kill Public Hearts and Minds
  21. Blair Announces He Will Quit Within One “Blair”-Year
  22. Man Killed By No-Smoking Sign
  23. Government Authorizes Forming of No-Smoking Death Squads After Voting for Smoking Ban
  24. Church of Definitive Laws Offended by New Religious Hate Laws
  25. Whale Unhappy About Congestion Charge Fine
  26. Legalised Prostitution – Random Perspective Asks the Important Questions
  27. Kenneth Clarke to Stand in Liberal Democrat Leadership Election
  28. David Cameron Confirms His Intention to Finish Third in Next General Election
  29. Ban on Hunting With Dogs Sees Huge Increase in Hunting With Cats
  30. British Public Vote for Charles to Marry Keira Knightley
  31. Britain to Hold Referendum on Charles/Camilla Marriage
  32. ITV to Make “Who Wants to be a Political Assassin” Following Result of “Vote for Me”
  33. BBC to Screen Edition of Horizon Proving Mary was not a Virgin
  34. Christian Protesters Blame Tsunami on the BBC’s Decision to Broadcast Jerry Springer Opera
  35. Michael Howard Sacked as Tory Leader After Denying He is a Vampire
  36. Woolworth’s Early Christmas Celebrations Spawns the “Anti Christmas Suicide Squad.”
  37. Conservatives Vow To Finish Third In Next General Election
  38. Church of England to Open McDonald’s Restaurants to Attract Back Worshippers
  39. Osama Bin Laden Severely Criticised By Fellow Al-Qaeda Members
  40. Sun Claim Reporter has been Working Undercover in House of Commons as Prime Minister
  41. Beckhams’ Third Child to be Named Durex
  42. Tony Blair to Stand Down as Prime Minister; Tony Blair 2.0 to Take Over
  43. Scientists Discover All Vauxhall Corsa Driver’s Share Female DNA
  44. Renault Make Car That Rejects English Flags
  45. Local Artist Moves Birmingham 1 inch to the Left
  46. Playstation Console Wins “Parent of the Year” Award
  47. MPs Successfully Infect City of London With Purple Flour
  48. Public Unaware That Paintball Session Scheduled In House of Commons Was Cancelled
  49. Mass Panic As BBC Blow Up Canary Wharf In Simulated Terrorist Attack
  50. Random Perspective Duped By Serial Hoax Artists
  51. Lord Hutton Disappointed Inquiry Not Needed To Sack Piers Morgan
  52. Captain Scarlet To Become New MI6 Chief
  53. Daily Mirror Editor Pier Morgan Burns Union Jack! Exclusive Photos…
  54. Scientists Develop Solution For Britain’s Poor Dental Hygiene
  55. David Beckham Affair Sparks Increase In Cheating Teenage Boyfriends
  56. Victoria Beckham Disappointed That Nobody Claims To Have Had Affair With Her
  57. Blair: “Weapons of Mass Destruction Claims Were an April Fools Joke”
  58. Superpowers Intended For Britain’s FBI Styled Police Force
  59. Blair Vows To Fight Dennis The Menace
  60. Keeping Secrets No Longer Necessary In British Secret Service
  61. British Government To Supply Arms To Red Squirrels
  62. Tescos Employee Disappointed Not To Reach Company Valentine’s Day Standards
  63. BBC To Form Own Political Party For Next General Election
  64. Labour Claims Hutton Report is a “Boring Read”
  65. Blue Peter Presenters to Swear As Watershed Threatens Freedom of Speech
  66. Beckham: “Car Sex Was So-So”
  67. Arabs Prove Kilroy Wrong
  68. Saddam Hussein to replace Kilroy?
  69. Princess Anne’s Dog Reveals Tormented Past To Canine Psychologist
  70. Secrets Exposed At Buckingham Palace As Bush Wets Royal Bed
  71. Labour to Arrest Large Portion of Conservative Voters
  72. Iain Duncan Smith Admits Gun Crime Will Rise Under His Vision
  73. Virgin Rail To Send Trains Via Road
  74. British Sugar Despatch Covert Team To Clear Out Tescos
  75. Tories to Replace Iain Duncan Smith with a Dalek
  76. Tories Forced to Recycle Old Slogan as More Relevant Suggestions are Useless
  77. International Human Rights Laws Prevent Planned Asylum Seeker Selling Policy
  78. Voters are Unsatisfied with Tony Blair’s Performance
  79. Latest Police Figures Show Tramp Bashing Up by 100%
  80. 2003 A-Levels Produce Record Number of Ungrateful Students
  81. Government Attempted to Hide Evidence They Lied in John Prescott
  82. Teachers Deny They Teach for the Presents as “Gifts for your Tutor” Magazine is Launched
  83. BBC Ordered to Stop Referring to itself in Third Person
  84. Saddam Hussein Asked to Leave Windsor Castle and to Take Those Weapons of Mass Destruction with Him.
  85. Security for New Harry Potter Books Greater than Security at Nuclear Missile Silos
  86. Local Businesses are Glad at Thieving Local Kids’ Pocket Money
  87. Prince William To Appear in Max Power
  88. Random Perspective Demands “Replace That Fascist Union Flag Now”
  89. Easyjet flights to Iraq cancelled as ‘Blair Force One’ gets the go ahead
  90. Returned Statue of Tony Blair not the One Stolen from Iraq
  91. Underfunded Government Department Fails to Spend £400million
  92. Bush Attends Political Meetings in his “Virtual Suit”
  93. Concrete Blocks Around Houses of Parliament are there to Protect Ordinary Londoners
  94. Euro Referendum to be replaced by a Toss of a Coin
  95. Dumped Boyfriend Rubbishes Claims that Guys are Less Committed to Relationships
  96. Tories Plan ‘Fair Deal’ for Britain
  97. Tory Backbenchers: “IDS too unpopular to be ‘Worst Briton’”
  98. Tory Gains Explained as Labour Postal Votes get Mailed to Random Perspective HQ
  99. Chess Champion Ignores Iain Duncan-Smith
  100. Sex Banned in School Prospectus
  101. Labour Considers Axing The Conservative Party
  102. Saddam Hussein Misses UK Gun Amnesty
  103. Britain Worsens Iraqi Humanitarian Crisis
  104. Daily Telegraph discovers that Saddam Hussein read the Daily Mirror
  105. Galloway prevented Saddam Hussein from obtaining Weapons of Mass Destruction
  106. Britain to sue US Government
  107. Spider: “My Image was used without my permission”
  108. Tony Blair Fires Clare Short... At Iraq
  109. Overwhelming Public Support for War
  110. Jedi Knights' Plan Backfires
  111. GCSE Pass Rate Up, Teenage Pregnancy Rate Down
  112. British Gas Adverts responsible for most Suicides
  113. Shock Horror: Speed Cameras Catch Speeding Drivers
  114. Replacement Entrance Exam for Cambridge University
  115. Tabloids Split over Snowy Weather