Internet

Issues concerning the World Wide Web.

1. Yahoo Staff Hope Marissa Mayer's Love For Baking Ends Soon
2. I hate Scarlett Johansson
3. Facebook Ends All World Suffering
4. Conservatives Call for 'I watch porn' Armbands
5. Apple Begins Global "War on Erections" Campaign
6. British Godfather Ran Crime Empire Via Mafia Wars
7. Facebook Helps Remind Man Why He Lost Contact With All His Old Friends
8. Random Perspective Proves Most Internet Users are Stupid
9. John O'Farrell Invents 'British' Wheel
10. Animal Welfare Group Condemns Discovery Networks Over Irwin Death Footage
11. Random Perspective Celebrates First Year Without April 1st Update
12. Random Perspective Finally Updates Website After 6 Weeks Rest
13. How to Avoid Being Fooled by a News Satire Story
14. British Government Plans to Block Tobacco Websites
15. Computer Users More Likely to go Blind
16. Headteacher Shocked as Ask Jeeves Throws Up Porn
17. Norton Antivirus Rebranded As Lord Voldemort To Fight Harry Potter Virus
18. FBI Arrest Brad Pitt For Creating Trojan Horse
19. Virtual Paedophile Stock Market Predicted To Be Huge Success
20. David Beckham News Attracts A Lot Of Hits
21. Government Promises Postal Internet Scheme For Rural Areas
22. EU Demands Microsoft Makes Media Player More Like Paint
23. BREAKING NEWS: Random Perspective Editor Admits To Plagiarism
24. Webmaster Annoyed Major News Story Didn’t Happen In Time For 200th Article
25. New FBI Anti Piracy Logo Scuppers Pirates
26. Experts Predict Virginity Auctions to be the Next Big Boom
27. Mydoom Hot Favourite to Win “Best Virus” Oscar
28. Mydoom Virus Creator Tracked Down On Mars
29. Random Perspective Doing Too Many ‘Kilroy’ Articles
30. Computer Games Players Struggle at ‘Real Life’
31. New Guidelines For Protecting Your Computer Against Viruses and Hackers
32. Buyer Complains that 1.44Mb Hard Disc Drive Purchased on E-Bay is just Floppy Disc Drive with a Disc jammed In It
33. Website Updates With Pointless Update To Avoid Complaints From Visitors
34. UK Government Makes It Illegal to Receive Junk Mail, 100% of Internet Users to be arrested.
35. Man Frustrated At His Inability to Complete Solitaire
36. Non Pornographic Site Listed On Search Engine for Pornographic Search Query
37. Amazon.com Shoplifter Caught
38. Microsoft to Send Patches Via E-Mail
39. Microsoft Claims To Have Thwarted Internet Worm
40. AOL to remove “AOL” from Name
41. Britney Spears Naked – PICTURES ON THIS SITE!!
42. Chat Room Users Disgusted to find their Cyber Lovers are Cheating on Them
43. Random Perspective develops KICK BOTTOM Generator of for Satire
44. More Men Masturbate Using Junk Emails Than Porn Sites
45. All Great Satire Articles are Stolen
46. Random Perspective Writes Crappy ‘Clip Show’ 100th News Article
47. Sex.com To Become High Brow Arts Website
48. Microsoft Admits Possible Passport Security Vulnerability as Hotmail becomes “Bill Gates’s Bestial Orgy Sludge Fest”
49. EXCLUSIVE: “Websites are Unreliable”
50. Evil Website Hacker given a Justified Life Sentence
51. New BT Broadband Advertising is more Honest