Sport

Coverage of Sporting Events from around the World

1. Ferrari Promise to Check Every Permutation Following Petrov-gate
2. Lewis Hamilton's 'Giant Balls' Key to his Superior Driving Ability
3. Ecclestone Unveils 2010 Edition of "Bernie's Crazy Idea!"
4. All Formula 1 Circuits to Feature Chicane Named After Jacques Villeneuve
5. Labour Announces Plans to Turn Silverstone Into a Housing Estate
6. Paula Radcliffe Secures Multi Million Nicorette Sponsorship Deal
7. Football Pundits Complain Televised Dramatisation Not Accurate As France Beat England
8. Michael Schumacher Wins Canadian Grand Prix
9. Permanent Marker Industry Predicts Big Boom Follow David Beckham’s Tattoo
10. Formula 1: Coulthard Asks If He Can Leave Caravan Behind At Next Grand Prix
11. Changes to Wimbledom Cause Lleyton Hewitt to be Knocked Out After Falling into the Pit of Doom
12. Real Madrid to move to Beckingham Palace
13. David Beckham to be Shot
14. Student Complains that Quidditch is not on School’s Curriculum
15. South Africa: Major Historical Figure meets Some Old Man
16. Conflict in Iraq finishes just in time for the Snooker
17. Ferrari Deny Schumacher Bias
18. Outrage At ITV’s 2002 Formula One coverage
19. Brazil beats Team of Super Computers at Football
20. Sportman Faces Disciplinary Charges