RyanAir Unveils "Urinate in your seat" Cost-saving Policy - March 1st 2009
Budget Airline "RyanAir" unveiled new cost saving measures today, encouraging passengers to urinate in their seat. Chief Executive Michael O'Leary revealed the policy when he announceded that RyanAir was considering charging passengers to use the toilet.
“One thing we have looked at in the past and are looking at again is the possibility of maybe putting a coin slot on the toilet door so that people might actually have to spend a pound to spend a penny,” Michael O'Leary said in a televison interview with the BBC.
It was explained that this measure would persuade passengers to hold out from urinating in the onboard toilet and instead just go in their seat:
"At the end of the day, if people are only prepared to pay the price of a RyanAir ticket as the cost for flying across Europe then they are hardly likely to spend more than 5 pence for going to the toilet." said Keith Wilson, a Consumer Analyst. "Pricing it at £1 they can guarantee none of their passengers would be prepared to shell that out."
By convincing all the passengers to stop using the onboard toilet RyanAir will be able to get rid of it and put in even more seats. [MORE] |
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