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| Concern After Fourteen Year Old Boy Tricks Queen into Appointing Him as British Prime Minister [READ] | May 8th 2010 |
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| Nick Clegg Better Recognised Across America Than David Cameron [READ] | April 23rd 2010 |
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| Jedi Knight Banned from taking Light Sabre into School [READ] | February 10th 2010 |
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| British Students Condemn AQA, Launch Facebook Group Protesting Having To Learn [READ] | January 26th 2010 |
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| Krafts Takeover of Cadbury Leads to the Creation of Hundreds of Puns [READ] | January 19th 2010 |
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| Amendments to the Ten Commandments Found in Lisbon Treaty [READ] | January 18th 2010 |
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| UKIP Set Up "Xenophobes Anonymous" For Former BNP Voters [READ] | January 17th 2010 |
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| David Cameron "Wants to be New Doctor Who" [READ] | January 13th 2010 |
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| Man Constructs Life-sized Snow Sculpture Of Britain [READ] | January 12th 2010 |
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| David Cameron: “Single Mothers are Incompetent... and I'm Gay” [READ] | February 16th 2007 |
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| David Cameron "Beat Up 8 Year Old Child" [READ] | February 11th 2007 |
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| Demand for Young Working People Grows as UK Life Expectancy Hits Record High [READ] | November 21st 2006 |
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| Virgin Trains Passengers Asked to Push Start Broken Down Train [READ] | October 31st 2006 |
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| Ken Livingstone Pledges ED-209 Robot Army to Combat Pigeons [READ] | September 29th 2006 |
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| Plumbers Fear that Expansion of EU may Harm Their Lifestyle [READ] | September 26th 2006 |
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| NHS Staff Expect Strike to Kill Public Hearts and Minds [READ] | September 21st 2006 |
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| Blair Announces He Will Quit Within One “Blair”-Year [READ] | September 7th 2006 |
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| Man Killed By No-Smoking Sign [READ] | February 20th 2006 |
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| Government Authorizes Forming of No-Smoking Death Squads After Voting for Smoking Ban [READ] | February 15th 2006 |
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| Church of Definitive Laws Offended by New Religious Hate Laws [READ] | January 31st 2006 |
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| Whale Unhappy About Congestion Charge Fine [READ] | January 21st 2006 |
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| Legalised Prostitution – Random Perspective Asks the Important Questions [READ] | January 17th 2006 |
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| Kenneth Clarke to Stand in Liberal Democrat Leadership Election [READ] | January 8th 2006 |
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| David Cameron Confirms His Intention to Finish Third in Next General Election [READ] | December 18th 2005 |
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| Ban on Hunting With Dogs Sees Huge Increase in Hunting With Cats [READ] | February 17th 2005 |
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| British Public Vote for Charles to Marry Keira Knightley [READ] | February 13th 2005 |
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| Britain to Hold Referendum on Charles/Camilla Marriage [READ] | February 10th 2005 |
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| ITV to Make “Who Wants to be a Political Assassin” Following Result of “Vote for Me” [READ] | January 25th 2005 |
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| BBC to Screen Edition of Horizon Proving Mary was not a Virgin [READ] | January 9th 2005 |
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| Christian Protesters Blame Tsunami on the BBC’s Decision to Broadcast Jerry Springer Opera [READ] | January 8th 2005 |
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| Michael Howard Sacked as Tory Leader After Denying He is a Vampire [READ] | November 14th 2004 |
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| Woolworth’s Early Christmas Celebrations Spawns the “Anti Christmas Suicide Squad.” [READ] | October 5th 2004 |
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| Conservatives Vow To Finish Third In Next General Election [READ] | October 4th 2004 |
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| Church of England to Open McDonald’s Restaurants to Attract Back Worshippers [READ] | September 26th 2004 |
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| Osama Bin Laden Severely Criticised By Fellow Al-Qaeda Members [READ] | September 17th 2004 |
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| Sun Claim Reporter has been Working Undercover in House of Commons as Prime Minister [READ] | September 15th 2004 |
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| Beckhams’ Third Child to be Named Durex [READ] | August 29th 2004 |
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| Tony Blair to Stand Down as Prime Minister; Tony Blair 2.0 to Take Over [READ] | July 12th 2004 |
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| Scientists Discover All Vauxhall Corsa Driver’s Share Female DNA [READ] | June 30th 2004 |
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| Renault Make Car That Rejects English Flags [READ] | June 19th 2004 |
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| Local Artist Moves Birmingham 1 inch to the Left [READ] | June 15th 2004 |
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| Playstation Console Wins “Parent of the Year” Award [READ] | May 28th 2004 |
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| MPs Successfully Infect City of London With Purple Flour [READ] | May 19th 2004 |
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| Public Unaware That Paintball Session Scheduled In House of Commons Was Cancelled [READ] | May 19th 2004 |
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| Mass Panic As BBC Blow Up Canary Wharf In Simulated Terrorist Attack [READ] | May 18th 2004 |
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| Random Perspective Duped By Serial Hoax Artists [READ] | May 17th 2004 |
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| Lord Hutton Disappointed Inquiry Not Needed To Sack Piers Morgan [READ] | May 13th 2004 |
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| Captain Scarlet To Become New MI6 Chief [READ] | May 6th 2004 |
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| Daily Mirror Editor Pier Morgan Burns Union Jack! Exclusive Photos… [READ] | May 3rd 2004 |
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| Scientists Develop Solution For Britain’s Poor Dental Hygiene [READ] | May 3rd 2004 |
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| David Beckham Affair Sparks Increase In Cheating Teenage Boyfriends [READ] | April 19th 2004 |
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| Victoria Beckham Disappointed That Nobody Claims To Have Had Affair With Her [READ] | April 18th 2004 |
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| Blair: “Weapons of Mass Destruction Claims Were an April Fools Joke” [READ] | April 1st 2004 |
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| Superpowers Intended For Britain’s FBI Styled Police Force [READ] | March 29th 2004 |
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| Blair Vows To Fight Dennis The Menace [READ] | March 14th 2004 |
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| Keeping Secrets No Longer Necessary In British Secret Service [READ] | February 25th 2004 |
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| British Government To Supply Arms To Red Squirrels [READ] | February 18th 2004 |
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| Tescos Employee Disappointed Not To Reach Company Valentine’s Day Standards [READ] | February 12th 2004 |
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| BBC To Form Own Political Party For Next General Election [READ] | January 31st 2004 |
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| Labour Claims Hutton Report is a “Boring Read” [READ] | January 27th 2004 |
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| Blue Peter Presenters to Swear As Watershed Threatens Freedom of Speech [READ] | January 12th 2004 |
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| Beckham: “Car Sex Was So-So” [READ] | January 11th 2004 |
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| Arabs Prove Kilroy Wrong [READ] | January 11th 2004 |
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| Saddam Hussein to replace Kilroy? [READ] | January 9th 2004 |
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| Princess Anne’s Dog Reveals Tormented Past To Canine Psychologist [READ] | January 4th 2004 |
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| Secrets Exposed At Buckingham Palace As Bush Wets Royal Bed [READ] | November 21st 2003 |
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| Labour to Arrest Large Portion of Conservative Voters [READ] | November 4th 2003 |
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| Iain Duncan Smith Admits Gun Crime Will Rise Under His Vision [READ] | October 16th 2003 |
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| Virgin Rail To Send Trains Via Road [READ] | October 13th 2003 |
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| British Sugar Despatch Covert Team To Clear Out Tescos [READ] | October 10th 2003 |
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| Tories to Replace Iain Duncan Smith with a Dalek [READ] | October 9th 2003 |
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| Tories Forced to Recycle Old Slogan as More Relevant Suggestions are Useless [READ] | October 8th 2003 |
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| International Human Rights Laws Prevent Planned Asylum Seeker Selling Policy [READ] | September 25th 2003 |
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| Voters are Unsatisfied with Tony Blair’s Performance [READ] | September 24th 2003 |
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| Latest Police Figures Show Tramp Bashing Up by 100% [READ] | September 16th 2003 |
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| 2003 A-Levels Produce Record Number of Ungrateful Students [READ] | August 15th 2003 |
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| Government Attempted to Hide Evidence They Lied in John Prescott [READ] | July 23rd 2003 |
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| Teachers Deny They Teach for the Presents as “Gifts for your Tutor” Magazine is Launched [READ] | July 20th 2003 |
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| BBC Ordered to Stop Referring to itself in Third Person [READ] | July 19th 2003 |
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| Saddam Hussein Asked to Leave Windsor Castle and to Take Those Weapons of Mass Destruction with Him. [READ] | June 25th 2003 |
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| Security for New Harry Potter Books Greater than Security at Nuclear Missile Silos [READ] | June 18th 2003 |
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| Local Businesses are Glad at Thieving Local Kids’ Pocket Money [READ] | June 18th 2003 |
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| Prince William To Appear in Max Power [READ] | June 17th 2003 |
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| Random Perspective Demands “Replace That Fascist Union Flag Now” [READ] | June 11th 2003 |
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| Easyjet flights to Iraq cancelled as ‘Blair Force One’ gets the go ahead [READ] | June 10th 2003 |
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| Returned Statue of Tony Blair not the One Stolen from Iraq [READ] | June 4th 2003 |
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| Underfunded Government Department Fails to Spend £400million [READ] | June 3rd 2003 |
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| Bush Attends Political Meetings in his “Virtual Suit” [READ] | June 2nd 2003 |
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| Concrete Blocks Around Houses of Parliament are there to Protect Ordinary Londoners [READ] | May 23rd 2003 |
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| Euro Referendum to be replaced by a Toss of a Coin [READ] | May 22nd 2003 |
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| Dumped Boyfriend Rubbishes Claims that Guys are Less Committed to Relationships [READ] | May 22nd 2003 |
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| Tories Plan ‘Fair Deal’ for Britain [READ] | May 14th 2003 |
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| Tory Backbenchers: “IDS too unpopular to be ‘Worst Briton’” [READ] | May 11th 2003 |
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| Tory Gains Explained as Labour Postal Votes get Mailed to Random Perspective HQ [READ] | May 11th 2003 |
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| Chess Champion Ignores Iain Duncan-Smith [READ] | May 9th 2003 |
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| Sex Banned in School Prospectus [READ] | May 8th 2003 |
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| Labour Considers Axing The Conservative Party [READ] | May 6th 2003 |
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| Saddam Hussein Misses UK Gun Amnesty [READ] | April 30th 2003 |
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| Britain Worsens Iraqi Humanitarian Crisis [READ] | April 29th 2003 |
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| Daily Telegraph discovers that Saddam Hussein read the Daily Mirror [READ] | April 27th 2003 |
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| Galloway prevented Saddam Hussein from obtaining Weapons of Mass Destruction [READ] | April 23rd 2003 |
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| Britain to sue US Government [READ] | April 12th 2003 |
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| Spider: “My Image was used without my permission” [READ] | April 1st 2003 |
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| Tony Blair Fires Clare Short... At Iraq [READ] | March 12th 2003 |
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| Overwhelming Public Support for War [READ] | March 6th 2003 |
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| Jedi Knights' Plan Backfires [READ] | March 4th 2003 |
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| GCSE Pass Rate Up, Teenage Pregnancy Rate Down [READ] | February 23rd 2003 |
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| British Gas Adverts responsible for most Suicides [READ] | February 10th 2003 |
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| Shock Horror: Speed Cameras Catch Speeding Drivers [READ] | February 10th 2003 |
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| Replacement Entrance Exam for Cambridge University [READ] | February 7th 2003 |
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| Tabloids Split over Snowy Weather [READ] | February 3rd 2003 |
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| Iain Duncan-Smith shows off New Tattoo [READ] | January 29th 2003 |
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| Leaked Government Document causes Outrage [READ] | January 21st 2003 |
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| Internet User Triggers Global Conflict by changing his Nick-name [READ] | November 25th 2002 |
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