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iPhone 4's 'Call-Making App' Suffers from Design Flaw - June 24th 2010
Apple's latest flagship product, the highly anticipated iPhone 4, has suffered from a serious design flaw often making it unable to make calls while holding the handset. The problem, believed to be caused when the user's hand connects the two external antennas means that the phone gets limited or signal. The result of this renders the phone unable to make calls.

While Apple have yet to release an official statement regarding the fault they have released an official bumper case to prevent users making contact with the antennas. This is the first in a serious of rumoured product lines, including the highly anticipated iGlove – which many predict will be the next fashion hit.

Many users feel aggrieved that after shelling out for the most expensive smart phone Apple have ever produced that they should have to pay even more money towards an accessory to get it to function correctly. In an effort to appease unhappy owners, Keith Wilson, chief cleric of the Apple League of Followers has listed a number of conditions in which the iPhone 4 can be used properly without the need for further hardware:

"The most obvious is via the speaker phone option, as this enables you to place the phone on the desk and communicate without having to touch it. Of course, if you wish to have a private conversation you can leave the phone on the desk, turn off speaker phone and bend so your head is just above the phone. So long as your ear does not accidentally touch the antennas that should work without a problem. [MORE]

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